When I grow up

D: What do you want to be when you grow up?

R: I'm going to be a President and a doctor. On my day off of being President, I will be a doctor. When it's my day off of being doctor I will be president again.

M: What will you be president of?

R: The united states of Austin.

D: I wonder when we'll secede?

Final frontier

"The atom it was broken. I saw the guy fixing it. It was on my side."

We drove by a broken ATM.

At this point only long words slow her down. Nothing stops her.